MEET THE PLAYERS OF THE "WEAK"

BRANDON RICHMOND GIVES NEW MEANING TO

MARINE FITNESS CHALLENGE

THE STAR CHAMBER WAS WONDERING WHY BRANDON WAS NOT IN ATTENDANCE AT THE MARINE FITNESS CHALLENGE ON JULY 24TH.  THE PICTURE BELOW ANSWERS ALL OUR QUESTIONS. WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE NICE COOL MARINE WATER WHILE YOUR TEAMMATES WERE CRAWLING ON THE FIELD TURF, HAULING AROUND 30 POUND AMMUNITION CONTAINERS  AND THROWING GRENADES.  ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO JOIN THE STAR CHAMBER AS A DEFENSIVE BACK THE STAR CHAMBER WILL NOW  CONSIDER EXPELLING YOU FROM THE SECRET SOCIETY.  THERE IS ONE GOOD BIT OF NEWS FOR YOU. IT HAS COME TO THE STAR CHAMBER'S ATTENTION THAT QUINN LIKED YOUR PICTURE. DITCHING THE MARINE FITNESS CHALLENGE IS ABOUT AS   LO LO AS YOU CAN GET!

DAVID MC COLL

THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE DAVID'S NEW "ACQUAINTANCE" JACLYN BAILEY FROM TORREY PINES HIGH SCHOOL. THEY MET AT THE RYLA LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE LAST SPRING AND BY THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES THEY SEEM QUITE CONTENT  WITH THE TERRIFIC INSTRUCTION TAKING PLACE AT THIS EDUCATIONAL SEMINAR. THE STAR CHAMBER IS NOT CERTAIN IF THERE IS MUCH "LEADERSHIP" INSTRUCTION GOING ON BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT IT WAS RATHER INSENSITIVE OF DAVID TO CUT OUT OF THE PICTURE THE POOR GIRL TO HIS RIGHT. THIS IS THE SAME A BEING "DEFRIENDED" ON FACEBOOK.   THE STAR CHAMBER HOPES THAT THIS WAS NOT TOO TRAUMATIC OF AN EXPERIENCE FOR HER AND WE  WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE ON HIS BEHALF.  THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT DAVID THOUGHT HE WAS RATHER SLICK BY TURNING HIS NAME TAG AROUND SO HE COULD NOT BE IDENTIFIED. NICE TRY! WE SEE THAT JACLYN  WAS NOT ATTEMPTING TO  HIDE HER IDENTITY BUT WE ARE CERTAIN THAT ONCE SHE GETS TO KNOW HIM BETTER SHE IS GOING TO WISH SHE HAD. THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MAKE ONE FINAL OBSERVATION. WHOSE HAND IS ON JACLYN'S SHOULDER? IT IS EVIDENT THAT SOMEONE IS STANDING BEHIND THE TREE AND RESTING THEIR ARM ON DAVID'S NEW ACQUAINTANCE AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT! IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT THE HAND ON JACLYN'S SHOULDER IT ISN'T NEARLY AS BIG AS HIS OTHER HAND IN THE PICTURE. THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD LIKE TO THANK JACLYN FOR BEING A GOOD SPORT AND ALLOWING US TO POST THIS PICTURE. IT IS THE STAR CHAMBER'S HOPE THAT YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH DAVID ALTHOUGH WE DOUBT THIS WILL EVER HAPPEN ONCE YOU SCROLL UP AND SEE PICTURES OF SOME OF THE OTHER CONFERENCES DAVID HAS ATTENDED.

BRANDON RICHMOND

THE STAR CHAMBER IS REQUESTING THE HELP OF THE DB'S IN IDENTIFYING THE GIRL THAT BRANDON IS WITH IN THE PICTURE BELOW. WE ARE CONCERNED BECAUSE THE GIRL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE LOLO. THIS BEGS THE QUESTION WHAT IS BRANDON DOING TALKING AND POSING FOR A PHOTOGRAPH WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN LOLO? AS YOU ARE AWARE THE STAR CHAMBER HAS GIVEN ITS APPROVAL TO LOLO AND ONCE HER BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION PICTURE WAS POSTED  IN THE PLAYER OF THE WEAK FILE SHE BECAME PART OF THE STAR CHAMBER FAMILY. AS SUCH WE ARE DISAPPOINTED WITH BRANDON FOR ABANDONING HER IN THE FASHION DEPICTED BELOW. THE STAR CHAMBER IS ALSO CONCERNED ABOUT BRANDON'S NEW "SISTER" AS HE PREFERS TO CALL HIS GIRLFRIENDS OR IN THIS CASE POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND. FOR ALL THAT WE KNOW THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE BELOW MIGHT BE TALKING TO HIM BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND, IF SHE HAS ONE, MIGHT NOT BE LIVING UP TO HIS RESPONSIBILITIES AND TAKING CARE OF HER LIKE ALL MEMBERS OF THE STAR CHAMBER ARE REQUIRED TO DO. WE  WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME THIS GIRL INTO THE STAR CHAMBER FAMILY IF ONLY WE COULD IDENTIFY HER. SHE APPEARS TO US TO BE A VERY NICE GIRL. WE WILL HAVE A SERIOUS TALK WITH BRANDON AFTER SHE IS IDENTIFIED. THE STAR CHAMBER ALSO HAS ONE OTHER CONCERN. THE HIGH JUMP PIT THAT BRANDON IS SITTING ON IS NOT A PROPER PLACE FOR ANY STAR CHAMBER MEMBER OR THEIR GIRL FRIENDS! BRANDON WILL ALSO BE LECTURED ABOUT THIS TOO. IF YOU WANT TO GET AN UPDATE ON THIS HIGH JUMP PIT PLEASE TALK TO TYLER SMITH. HE WILL CLARIFY ALL CONCERNS. PLEASE E-MAIL THE STAR CHAMBER IF YOU CAN PROVIDE US WITH ANY INFORMATION AS TO THE IDENTITY OF BRANDON'S NEW "SISTER." IF THIS IS LOLO PLEASE LET THE STAR CHAMBER KNOW SO WE CAN CLARIFY THIS MISIDENTIFICATION.

BRANDON RICHMOND

ON RARE OCCASIONS THE STAR CHAMBER WILL HONOR AN OFFENSIVE PLAYER WITH INCLUSION IN THE  PLAYER OF THE WEAK FILE. BELOW IS A PICTURE OF BRANDON RICHMOND WITH HIS GIRL FRIEND LOLO. BRANDON TOLD THE STAR CHAMBER THAT SHE REALLY ISN'T HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT RATHER MORE LIKE A "SISTER." THE STAR CHAMBER CAN NOT RECALL ANYONE EVER HUGGING THEIR SISTER LIKE THIS.  AS YOU CAN SEE HE JUST "TOOK HER OFF THE TABLE" AND IS NOW HOLDING HER LIKE A GOOD WING-T RUNNING BACK. HE IS ALSO WISHING HER A HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY. BRANDON AS WE KNOW IS ONLY 15 YEARS OLD SO THE STAR CHAMBER IS CONCERNED ABOUT HIM DATING OLDER WOMEN. DATING A COUGAR CAN BE DANGEROUS UNLESS OF COURSE SHE IS A BYU COUGAR  SO IN THIS CASE IT MIGHT BE ACCEPTABLE. IT IS THE STAR CHAMBERS' HOPE THAT WHEN THEY SAT DOWN TO EAT THE LOLO COOKIES BRANDON DID NOT FALL OUT OF HIS SEAT LIKE HE OFTEN DID IN CLASS WHEN HE WAS A MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT.  THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK LOLO FOR BEING A GOOD SPORT AND ALLOWING US TO POST THIS PICTURE OF HER AND BRANDON. WE WOULD HOWEVER ASK LOLO TO DO US A FAVOR. PLEASE BE A GOOD SISTER AND HELP BRANDON OUT WHEN HE IS BEING BEAT UP AT HOME BY HIS LITTLE BROTHER. HE OFTEN COMES TO SCHOOL WITH SCRATCHES AND CUTS. WE ARE ALSO CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THE BLOODY NOSES.

DYLAN WALSH

ALEGRIA MEANS HAPPINESS IN SPANISH. THE STAR CHAMBER IS HAPPY THAT DYLAN HAD MUCH HAPPINESS THIS MEMORIAL DAY WEEK END. THE STAR CHAMBER IS ALSO OF THE OPINION THAT IF DYLAN'S DATE HAD BEEN WEARING HIS RED FOOTBALL CLEATS THEY WOULD HAVE  BEEN A PERFECT MATCH...FOR ANY CIRCUS.

THOSE ARE DYLAN'S EYES IN THE BACKGROUND.

DYLAN WAS SELECTED PLAYER OF THE "WEAK" FOR HIS EFFORTS AGAINST BRAWLEY HIGH SCHOOL ON NOVEMBER 18TH. WE'RE NOT CERTAIN HOW HE WAS ABLE TO GIVE HIS DATE A HUG IN LIGHT OF HIS SCOLIOSIS OF THE ELBOWS. OTHER THAN THE RED TIE DYLAN IS WEARING WE MUST ADMIT THAT HE HAS GOOD TASTE IN CLOTHES. THE STAR CHAMBER  WANTS TO THANK HIS DATE FOR GOING OUT WITH HIM WHEN NO ONE ELSE WILL.

JACK IRWIN

JACK WAS SELECTED PLAYER  OF THE "WEAK'" FOR HIS EFFORTS AGAINST MADISON HIGH SCHOOL ON OCTOBER THE 14TH. THE STAR CHAMBER WILL HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT NOT BEING SO SERIOUS. HE SHOULD GIVE HIS DATE  A HUG BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE SCOLIOSIS OF THE ELBOWS LIKE DYLAN. THE STAR CHAMBER WILL ACKNOWLEDGE THE  FACT THAT HE GAVE HIS DATE A CORSAGE UNLIKE DYLAN WHO GAVE HIMSELF A CARNATION BUT DIDN'T GIVE HIS DATE ANY FLOWERS.  THE STAR CHAMBER ALSO APPROVES HIS GOOD TASTE IN CLOTHES. NICE COLOR SCHEME IN THE SHIRT AND TIE. WE HOPE YOU WERE WEARING SHOES. THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK HIS DATE FOR GOING OUT WITH HIM. WE WILL TRY TO GET HIM TO LIGHTEN UP A BIT IN THE FUTURE.

DAVID MC COLL

THE STAR CHAMBER IS RETROACTIVELY RECOGNIZING DAVID WITH PLAYER OF THE "WEAK" HONORS FOR HIS 23 POINT EFFORT AGAINST ST. AUGUSTINE ON  SEPTEMBER 23RD. THE STAR CHAMBER IS HAVING DIFFICULTY SELECTING WHICH PICTURE TO POST IN THE FILE. IN THE FIRST PICTURE HE APPEARS TO BE WAY TOO COMFORTABLE. PERHAPS IT IS BECAUSE HIS DATE JUST DID HIS HOMEWORK FOR HIM. AS YOU CAN SEE SHE IS HOLDING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A  MATH ASSIGNMENT. IF THIS IS CONFIRMED HIS ACCEPTANCE TO STANFORD IS NOW JEOPARDIZED. THE SECOND PICTURE IS NOT BAD EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HIS SUN GLASSES ARE WAY TO BIG FOR HIM. IF HE HAD BLACK HAIR HE WOULD LOOK LIKE A KILLER BEE. HE APPEARS TO BE ON A CRUISE AND THE STAR CHAMBER IS WONDERING IF HIS PARENTS KNOW ABOUT THIS VENTURE.  IN FACT THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF HIS PARENTS KNOW ABOUT THE FIRST PICTURE! PLEASE LET US KNOW IF WE SHOULD POST PICTURE 1, PICTURE 2 OR BOTH.  THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK HIS DATE FOR HELPING HIM WITH HIS STUDIES.

MATT COSTELLOE

THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD LIKE TO GIVE MATT A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR HIS TWO YEARS OF DEDICATION TO THE PROGRAM AND FOR SERVING AS STAR CHAMBER CHIEF OF STAFF IN 2011. THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO HIS GIRL FRIEND FOR  NOT DRESSING LIKE A GENTLEMAN AND NOT WEARING SOCKS OR SHOES IN THE PRESENCE OF A LADY.  THE STAR CHAMBER WILL SPEAK TO HIM ABOUT THIS AND WE PROMISE THAT HE WILL NOT DRESS THIS WAY FOR THE SENIOR PROM. HE WILL WEAR SHOES AND SOCKS AND HE WILL GIVE YOU A CORSAGE, JUST MAKE SURE IT'S NOT THE ONE THAT JACK GAVE HIS DATE.

OSCAR CARRILLO

THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A  MOMENT  TO SHARE THIS SHORT STORY ABOUT  OSCAR. OSCAR'S EFFORTS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD HAVE BEEN NOTHING SHORT OF PHENOMENAL.  HE ALWAYS SET HIGH GOALS FOR HIMSELF AND HE NEVER FELL  SHORT OF ACHIEVING THEM. AS SUCH THE STAR CHAMBER WOULD LIKE TO GIVE OSCAR  A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR HIS COURAGE ON THE FIELD. AS A REWARD HE WILL BE ALLOWED TO COME TO THE STAR CHAMBER DB DINNER THAT HE WAS TRYING TO GET HIMSELF INVITED TO LATE IN THE SEASON. WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK HIS DATE FOR RIDING IN HIS CAR WITH HIM AND STEPPING ON THE GAS PEDAL WHILE HE TURNED THE STEERING WHEEL. WE KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS FOR HIM TO REACH THE GAS PEDAL AND YOUR ASSISTANCE REALLY HELPED HIS SELF ESTEEM ON THE FIELD. IF HE INVITES YOU TO THE PROM DON'T LET HIM SHORT CHANGE YOU. MAKE SURE HE BUYS YOU A CORSAGE AND DON'T LET HIM WEAR A SHORT  SLEEVED SHIRT.

THE STAR CHAMBER WILL MAKE FUTURE POSTS IN THIS FILE. THERE ARE OTHER PICTURES CURRENTLY UNDER CONSIDERATION AND WE WELCOME ANY PHOTOS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE CONSIDERED FOR PUBLICATION.

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